The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Angst Essen Seele Auf

Despite the Imperial Haystack's frequent and statesmanlike references to the Nazis, and despite several improving British and Commonwealth anniversaries in recent years, it appears that more and more Britons are losing track of who won the war. As a result of the past years' assertion of British values, the number of Britons taking German citizenship has risen more than threefold, and is expected to rise further next year. There being, by definition, no such thing as a British migrant, most of the deserters are expatriates who have somehow failed to appreciate the subtlety of Tin-Pot Tessie's manoeuvres to secure the best deal. They will, of course, be laughing on the other side of their faces when they realise that a swarming horde of Turks is bearing down upon them, exactly as prophesied during the referendum by the strutting then-Caudillo of the Farage Falange. And how they will pine for the green fields and homely castles of Albion, once they realise what language German people talk on the bus!

1 Comments:

  • At 8:19 pm , Anonymous cosmo said...

    "...once they realise what language German people talk on the bus!"

    Turkish?

     

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