YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.
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Saturday, January 01, 2011
Salutatory
Come in, Latest Year; come ahead. We acknowledge with loathing and dread That we must see you through - With this comfort, it's true: In a twelvemonth, no more, you'll be dead.
The New Year and its associated Saturnalia do not constitute an excuse for splitting infinitives and conflating the grammatical second person with the first. Madam, I believe you are drunk.
Remind you to never invite you to any parties... like I had any!
ReplyDeletep.s. 'Happy' New Year
ReplyDeleteThe New Year and its associated Saturnalia do not constitute an excuse for splitting infinitives and conflating the grammatical second person with the first. Madam, I believe you are drunk.
ReplyDelete...and you, sir, are curmudgeonly. But in the morning I will sober... at least until lunchtime
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